Giant penis mowed into lawn at King Charles’ coronation bash site

Cocky pranksters mowed a giant penis onto the famous grounds of the Royal Crescent in Bath, England

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where a significant coronation party is set to be thrown in just two days.

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Residents awoke Thursday to morning wood

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A Georgian-themed “grand coronation party” is scheduled for Saturday in honor of King Charles III’s coronation at Westminster Abbey in London.

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The Royal Crescent attracted a phallic design ahead of its coronation party.

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Residents haven’t fingered the culprit according to reports.

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Saturday marks the official power transfer to King Charles III after the death of his mother,

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The ceremony will be star-studded, featuring performances from Lionel Richie, Katy Perry, and Andrea Bocelli.

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